Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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