My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He felt like a one man threesome
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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