you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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