her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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