Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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