Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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