You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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