O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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