I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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