I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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