either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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