i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
