don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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