But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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