I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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