:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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