I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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