My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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