just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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