mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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