I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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