The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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