party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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