you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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