do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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