You really coming over, don't trick.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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