OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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