You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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