the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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