Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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