No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
