its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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