sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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