Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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