I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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