On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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