Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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