I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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