I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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