Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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