Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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