Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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