in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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