I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
babies were throwing up all over the place
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
