The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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