After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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