we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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