even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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