"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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