I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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