Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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