Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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