i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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