I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
