So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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