You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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