So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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