Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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