So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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