I don't think brook has ever known best
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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