I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
did you just send me my own nude
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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