Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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