so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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